256gb:

Step into my office.

popokko:

aksarah:

nikkalick:

The Fates but instead of three old ladies they’re the McElroy brothers

I’m your crone brother, Justin McElroy…

I’m your matron brother, Travis McElroy!…

I’m your sweet maiden brother, Griffin McElroy.

moonlandingwasfaked:

one of my co workers got a wrong number and this is so funny.

john dies tonight

peter-bussy-parker:

notdeadjustgay:

y'all see miles morales and you just slam that reblog button huh? not gonna lie this is a call out mostly for myself

welcometomomuniverse:

An underrated joke in Into the Spider-verse is when Miles tells Peter the head scientist is a woman and Peter goes, “Cool. Step 3: Reexamine my personal biases.” 

cxreyjacksxn:

Guys with beards are just guys without beards with beards

diabolicalhardcore:

*MICKEY MOUSE VOICE* YOURE ABOUT TO EXPERIENCE THE WRATH OF A GOD